Ok…the last time we talked “Batman: The Brave And The Bold”
I covered the episode “Rise Of The Blue Beetle”. It was fun, but was
Jaime-centric, and as I said at the time “Jaime’s no Ted”. Well, today we’re
going to look at “Fall Of The Blue Beetle”…it’s still pretty Jaime-centric, but
it has a decent sized serving of Ted Kord!
The episode starts “two years ago” with the Batmobile and
the Bug arriving outside a secure industrial type building. Batman leaps from
the Batmobile and good ol’ Ted swings down from the Bug. As they make their way
in they are confronted by security guards…Bats starts to reach for his utility
belt but Ted stops him. “Allow me!” he says drawing and firing his BB Gun,
which disorients the guards and leaves them on the ground puking. As they crawl
thru the ventilation ducts (Teaser Tuesday #7) into the industrial complex they
compare notes and discuss tech, knock-out pellets, laser torches, and how
people just don’t appreciate the time and effort that goes into good
gadgets. After a showdown with a laser security system, the floor gives way
and they fall into an evil security guard lunch room then. Shoulder to
shoulder, they prepare to continue the fight! It’s only 2 minutes long, but
this is one of my favorite BMBB pre-title sequences! It’s not simply that it’s
Ted…it’s that Ted is portrayed as Batman’s equal! It makes perfect sense
too…both are ordinary men, with no super powers, who fight the good fight under
extraordinary circumstances, and rely on technology to even up the odds (to put
it simply). What happens next? Read on…
Once again we find Jaime discussing superheroes with his
friend Paco, this time by a campfire. Jaime’s telling Paco what he believes to
be the “secret origin of Green Lantern” (he’s dead on by the way). Paco blows
him off saying the story about a dying alien commanding his ring to find
a worthy successor is stupid. Heroes aren’t chosen…they luck into it. Jaime’s
apparently trying to understand his place in the superhero world, and the idea
that it may have been just dumb luck isn’t sitting well. It bothers him so
much that he decides to travel 1500 miles cross country and interrupt Batman’s fight with Dr.
Polaris to see what Bats thinks about heroes being chosen vs. selected by dumb
luck. This of course irritates Bats a bit, and when Jaime presses for an answer
to the question “Do you think I was chosen to replace the Blue Beetle because
we share the same heroic traits?” Batman snaps back with “There’ve been a lot
of Blue Beetles and you’re nothing like the one I knew!” Ouch! Burn! Wait…”a
lot”? Has Batman been reading my blog? (see this post à click me) Bats leaves in a
huff and Jaime’s scarab decides to look for info on the previous Beetle online.
They end up at Kord Enterprises looking for the “Hero of Hub City”, quickly
stumbling into Ted’s underground headquarters…sort of a “Bug Cave”. (nice shot
of Dan and Ted’s outfits behind glass!)
After hacking into Ted’s Bug ship with
the help of the scarab, Jaime heads to the last place listed on the Bug’s trip
log…Pago Island…thinking maybe Ted’s still there, injured or in trouble. When
he arrives he’s greeted by several robo-insect sentries and bearded man. When
Jaime says “I’m the new Blue Beetle” the bearded guy says “So, you’re my
replacement? I thought you’d be taller. Welcome to Science Island. I’m Ted
Kord.” Man…”Ted” is kind of an ass. Or is he? Things aren’t always what they
seem.
Batman is on his way to Jaime, when he flashes back to his
last mission with Ted. See, Ted had Dan’s scarab, but couldn’t figure out how to
get it to work, so he took it to his scientist uncle Jarvis. Jarvis doesn’t
want to give it up though so Ted and Bats are forced to fight an army of
Jarvis’ robots to get it back!
Cut
back to Jaime as “Ted” is telling him about his dream of harnessing the
scarab’s power to create a utopian world that will benefit all mankind.
(Something seems fishy here...isn't that how a lot of supervillain speeches start?) Jaime asks Beard-O why he was chosen and is told
“I sent out my scarab in search of an ally…someone of great virtue…” (yeah, ths is too good
to be true) After mentioning Batman in casual conversation Jaime heads off to
bed, and “Ted” orders one of his little insect robots to set up defense
perimeters…protocol “Batman”! Beard-O is a rat! Jaime finds another little
robot toting around some bullets and it becomes clear to him now too…something
stinks…and he needs to call in Batman…who is quickly subdued, along with Jaime,
by robo-bug guards. While tied up, Bats reveals that “Ted” isn’t who he says he
is…he’s the real Ted’s evil Uncle Jarvis! Bats also reveals how the real Ted
swore an oath to continue the work of his mentor, Dan Garrett, and how Ted
sacrificed himself to put an end to Jarvis’ plan to launch a rocket full of
robots at Hub City! He explains that he held off on telling Jaime all this
because “our work is dangerous…and not all hero stories have happy endings”
Jaime powers up the scarab (not sure why he waited this long) and breaks them
free, then nails Jarvis with a sweet right hook! They fight more robo-bugs as
they set the self-destruct in Jarvis’ lab and rush to escape the island!
I definitely had more fun with this one than I did with “Rise Of The
Blue Beetle”…mostly because this had some strong Ted moments and some great
Blue Beetle history! If only there were more Ted Kord moments on “Batman: The
Brave And The Bold”…oh wait, there are! We’ll talk about them another time!
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Given that Ted Kord invented antigravity technology by 1966 while Bruce Wayne was still driving a souped-up hot rod, I'd say Blue Beetle is at least equal to Batman.
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